Recent quotes, I just don't want to forget these!
"Mom, Matt and I (yep, that is her "husband," he is still around) workout too. We go to Next Level Fitness and take our kids to the daycare there. Oh and it isn't the same place you go to. We workout at Chucky Cheese."
Before bed, as we talked about putting dirty laundry in the hamper:
A: "Yeah, I don't put my laundry in the hamper. Inside my hamper there is a bug. He lives there."
Me: "What? A bug?"
A: "His name is Doug and he has lived there for quite awhile. That is why I can't use it."