laugh of the day

A:  "Mom, you can probably start doing what the guy next door does when it is hot."
Me:  "Oh yeah, what is that?"
A:  "Hanging out outside with your shirt off. Only when it is hot though!"


After we finished eating:
Me:  "Addelyn, please bring over your glass."
(she is always supposed to clear her plate and glass and silverware- she had only brought over her plate/silverware)
A:  "Since you asked so nicely, I will do it!"

*Just felt the need to say that each one of these comments usually leads to a great teachable moment!